7 Billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.

renovador (via jasfuckinq)

(Source: renovador, via megh4n)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via imthat-mauiwowie)

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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(via stankydro)

dekutree:

*lame nigga voice* i don’t get a hug? 

(via stankydro)

internetgirll:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

this is what it feels like

internetgirll:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

this is what it feels like

(Source: exoticfunctions, via stankydro)

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via harrysurfinpotter)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via imthat-mauiwowie)

justintheallan:

soycrates:

endreal:

avatar-addiction:

nicotineenema:

Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually

shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl 

shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg

shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in  a happy, friendly tone.

Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.  

(via imthat-mauiwowie)

thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

(Source: the-goldengirls, via she-goblin)

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

(via she-goblin)